What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
15.06.2025 01:19

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
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I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Is there a correlation between being a medium and mental health?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
What are the most meaningful Jewish jokes that reveal insights about Jewish culture?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
What is your most erotic sex story?
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Why am I not attracted to masculine men? Why do I like more feminine attributes on a man?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Are there many people here who suffer from schizophrenia?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Make Nazis afraid again!
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!